Summary: In a refreshing break from the one-shot musical cartoons, we’re back with Bosko. As the title indicates, Bosko is a lumberjack who cuts down trees and tries to save his girlfriend, Honey, from a villain named Pierre. It should also be noted that this is (so far) the last Bosko cartoon to be public domain (as the years go by, this will change and I will try to edit in the changes to reflect that).
The Channel: Nickelodeon (on the Nick@Nite version of Looney Tunes on Nickelodeon)
Part(s) Edited: According to the old Censored Cartoons page, there was said to be a scene cut where Bosko fires a rifle into a moose head. Turns out that’s a lie. The actual scene cut was Pierre entering the cabin with Honey to escape Bosko trying to get Honey back, and the moose head on the wall randomly coming to life and shooting Pierre in the butt repeatedly. The Mandela effect at its finest.
How It Plays Edited: Doesn’t affect the overall story, but does create the plot hole of Pierre rubbing his butt just as Bosko enters the cabin to fight him. Nothing major.
Video Comparison:
Uncut version:
Edited clip:
Availability Uncut: As mentioned before, this is the last Bosko cartoon that has fallen into the public domain in America (and, with time, there will be more to come). Since there are no official releases of this short (either on streaming or physical media), your best bet is to watch it on online video sites that allow public domain videos.
Summary: Despite the song being about a parade, the whole short is a collection of gags involving a day at the circus, from an animal parade and an unlucky DSC cleaner following them to mice who use an ostrich and a slingshot to get into the circus for free to a tattooed freak (back when they were circus sideshow acts instead of part of the general population) showing off the swishy male face on top of his bald head, to conjoined twin (called “Siamese twin,” since this was before political correctness was invented) pigs, smoking a cigar to a hula-dancing hippo accusing said tattooed freak of sexual harassment thanks to a mouse with a party favor horn to Mahatma Ghandi as a goat charmer, and ending on a lion with fleas.
The Channel: Cartoon Network (on an episode of Late Night Black and White).
Part(s) Edited: Despite the questionable gags involving a DSC clerk cleaning animal poop (which was cut from “Drip Along Daffy” on Cartoon Network, but the ulterior motive isn’t what you think), homosexuality, tobacco use, outdated terms for conjoined twins, and sexual harassment mentioned above, Cartoon Network found the scenes with Jo Jo the Wild Man (a stereotypical African native locked in a cage for the audience’s amusement) objectionable and had them cut. This wouldn’t be a problem, except for the fact that they left in the scenes with the Indian Rubber Man, who would also be considered an outdated racial caricature (though he looks more like Bosko) and Mahatma Ghandi as the Thin Indian Man who uses his pungi to charm a goat instead of a snake. Maybe I’m wrong and those were edited (since I got this information from the Looney Tunes wiki and haven’t seen the edited Cartoon Network version, because, by the time the cable company in my area released Cartoon Network as a basic cable channel, the channel’s library of classic cartoons probably changed considerably to get rid of shorts that were shown edited to get rid of outdated racial and ethnic stereotypes), but this is what I discovered. Anyone reading this can and should comment or email me with additions and corrections, so I can go back and change any entry that has incomplete or false information.
How It Plays Edited: Not bad, but, as you’ll see, selective censorship (where one scene gets cut for problematic content while others are left intact, often in the same short) will be a common occurrence throughout this blog journey, not just on Cartoon Network, but on most other American TV channels.
Video Comparison:
Uncut version:
Edited clip:
Availability Uncut: We have another Golden Age of Looney Tunes laserdisc member (volume four, side ten), another public domain short that’s been there since 1961, and a cartoon available on the last volume of the Looney Tunes Golden Collection (it’s an unrestored bonus cartoon, joining “I Like Mountain Music,” “Sitting on a Backyard Fence,” and “How Do I Know It’s Sunday?”). No word on whether or not a restored version exists as of this writing, but I’m sure, one day, it will surface.
Summary: A pig king returning to his castle discovers that the queen (a hippopotamus) is in her parlor (title drop!) and isn’t interested in seeing anyone, least of all her husband. Goopy Geer the court jester tries to cheer up the king, and ends up saving the queen from the advances of a black knight (“black,” as in “evil,” not “having dark skin.”).
The Channel: Cartoon Network (on an episode of Late Night Black and White).
Part(s) Edited: Like “Goopy Geer,” Cartoon Network cut a small part near the beginning to remove a character now seen as an outdated racial stereotype. LIke “Freddy the Freshman,” the outdated racial stereotype is Jewish. The scene in particular is the pig king asks a line of knights where the queen is cuts off before the sixth knight asks the seventh knight (the Jewish caricature one) about the queen (or “ka-veen,” as the seventh knight pronounces it).
How It Plays Edited: Does nothing to the story continuity, but does look obvious. If there’s a seamless way to do it, then I haven’t heard of it. My video version isn’t representative of how Cartoon Network cut it. For all I know, Cartoon Network probably left in a brief shot of the Jewish knight, but cut off before he could say anything (that’s how comically inept Cartoon Network’s editing can be at times, though they have nothing on how MeTV edited “Bugs’ Bonnets,” “Hop and Go,” or any of the “Now I’ve seen everything!” suicide scenes from “Tortoise Wins By a Hare,” “Horton Hatches the Egg,” and “Cross Country Detours”).
Video Comparison:
Uncut version:
Edited clip (approximation as re-created by me):
Availability Uncut: Like “You Don’t Know What You’re Doin’!” and “Goopy Geer”, this short is available on the Golden Age of Looney Tunes laserdisc (this one is on side ten of the fourth volume) and is freely available on online video sites because it’s a public domain cartoon (has been there since 1961. Surprisingly, “The Queen Was in Her Parlor” is also available for streaming on (HBO) Max (has been uploaded since 2020) and is a special feature on the Blu-Ray version of the pre-code film, The Mask of Fu Manchu (released in 2024).
Summary: The usual bouncy, pseudo-Disney antics. It’s “Lady, Play Your Mandolin!” with a new character, Goopy Geer. Goopy was supposed to be Warner Bros’ answer to Goofy. Sadly, Goopy Geer was only in two cartoons: this one and “Moonlight for Two.” (three, if you count "The Queen Was in Her Parlor," though that was a supporting role, not a starring role). Outside of being temporarily revived on an episode of the 1990s version of Tiny Toon Adventures, Goopy Geer has faded into WB cartoon obscurity.
The Channel: Cartoon Network (on an episode of their aprรจs-minuit anthology show, Late Night Black and White).
Part(s) Edited: A small scene in the beginning where, after the nightclub patrons call for the gorilla waiter, he can be seen skipping through the club, saying, “Yassah! Yassah!” While the Looney Tunes wiki says the scene was cut because the gorilla waiter had a platter of beer (just like he did on “Lady, Play Your Mandolin!”), I personally believe it was cut because the “Yassah! Yassah!” sounded stereotypically black. Add the fact that the waiter is a gorilla and the fact that black/African-American people being compared to all manner of primates (specifically monkeys and gorillas) is/was a (racist) thing and you have a reason for why Cartoon Network would want that scene gone.
How It Plays Edited: That being said, the cut (like so many in this early era of Warner Bros cartoons) doesn’t make or break the short. Also, “Lady, Play Your Mandolin!” wasn’t edited to remove the gorilla waiter when that short aired on ToonHeads: The Lost Cartoons (and that special had a lot of scenes cut for content and time), so what was the point? Surprisingly, there were no cuts to the horse getting drunk and seeing Mahatma Ghandi in the mirror before spitting on Goopy and exploding into nothing. It should also be noted that this cut was done when Late Night Black and White aired in the mid-1990s (Late Night Black and White was one of those classic cartoon compilation shows that Cartoon Network had since the channel launched in October of 1992...at least according to most Internet historians and wikis). As I have never seen the short on that compilation when Cartoon Network was brought to Comcast in 1999, I'm going to assume the short itself fell out of rotation (whether because of ethnic stereotypes or just retiring the short for better cartoons isn't known. For all I know, it could be both).
Availability Uncut:The only physical media that has released this short is the Golden Age of Looney Tunes laserdisc (volume two, side one, same place where “You Don’t Know What You’re Doin!” is). If you’re not too stuck in your past and want to venture into the scary and twisted world of the 21st century (not the 24th-1/2), then you can find it available for streaming on Max (formerly known as HBO Max) in its classic Looney Tunes library. If you don’t have a laserdisc player nor want to shell out money for a streaming service subscription, then you can watch it online for free, as “Goopy Geer” has been in the public domain since 1961.
Summary: A one-shot musical cartoon centered on “Freddy the Freshman,” a college upstart who crashes a pep rally and wins the unnamed college’s big game.
The Channel: Cartoon Network (Late Night Black and White)
Part(s) Edited: A brief scene featuring three Jewish parrots (with pennants in Hebrew) and a stereotypically homosexual chicken (the sissy stereotype that was popular in pre-Code films, if you can believe it) as cheerleaders during the big game was cut. Despite this, the unaired ToonHeads special, The Twelve Missing Hares (a special that would have shown clips of the 12 Bugs Bunny cartoons that were supposed to be a part of the 2001 June Bugs weekend marathon, but were pulled for being too racially insensitive, even though most have aired on Cartoon Network and other channels before) had the offending clip (despite that it is not a Bugs Bunny cartoon, nor was it made when Bugs Bunny was created) as an example of how older Warner Bros cartoons had racial, ethnic, and, in the case of the homosexual chicken, sexual stereotypes that would be considered offensive by modern standards.
How It Plays Edited: Since the short is thinly-plotted with only the title song and some visual gags keeping it from falling apart, the edit doesn’t really make or break the short. What gets me, however, is the whole “Cartoon Network still used that scene on a special that never aired to illustrate the reason why the special -- and the cartoons within that special -- will never air” deal. And if it weren’t for amateur home media sleuths who ended up finding said lost special about banned cartoons, you would have thought that I was having a stroke or suffering from burnout while typing this.
Uncut version:
Edited version (created by me as an approximation, as I can't find any actual footage):
Uncut clip as shown on The Twelve Missing Hares (all credit and blame go to Jerico Dvorak, whose YouTube channel is filled with lost and rare media. The controversial scene starts at 4:26):
Availability Uncut: Has been in the public domain since 1961, so you can watch it online without breaking any copyright laws. If that’s not your thing, then there’s always The Golden Age of Looney Tunes laserdisc from 1992 (volume three, side 7) or the Blu-ray version of The Mask of Fu Manchu, which was released this year (2024), where it’s a special feature.
Summary: In this prototypical version of Toy Story, a baby doll (the titular “Red Headed Baby,” though, since it’s in black and white, how could anyone tell, besides using their imagination?) falls for a toy soldier, but a villainous spider has his many eyes on her first.
The Channel(s): TBS (in the days before Cartoon Network was created to air all the cartoons in the Turner Network library, so, before 1992)
Part(s) Edited: The ending celebration musical number (of which most of these musical cartoons have) was cut to remove all scenes with the Red Headed Baby doll singing the title song with two stereotypically black girl dolls (called “golliwogs” or “pickaninnies” in their day, though due to who’s directing this, they can easily be doll versions of Bosko’s love interest, Honey). This only applies to the redrawn, colorized version. I’m so sure the black and white version has never aired on television. If it has, then probably only once, either with or without the same cuts described here.
There's also a strange edit in the scene of Napoleon the toy soldier sword fighting the spider and getting conked on the head with a wooden building block. The scene goes from Napoleon getting hit with the block to him passed out on the ground with a pile of what I assume is wood next to him as the Red Headed Baby sobs for him to wake up. Was there supposed to be more to that scene? Was it cut because of the Hays Code (which was in force back then, but we're in pre-Code territory, so a lot of films, both popular and obscure, treated the Code as a light suggestion and got away with a lot before mid-1934, when things really started to crack down and would stay that way until the late 1960s, though the mid-to-late 1950s was when the Code's power started to weaken)? Was it cut because of time or pacing or a need to rush the short out as quickly as possible without consideration for quality? We may never know.
How It Plays With the Edit: Since I can’t find an actual edited copy of the short, nor can I find a colorized version to recreate, I’m just going to go by how I think it would go. It would be very choppy, getting rid of all shots of the Red Headed Baby and the black doll back-up singers. I can’t imagine any of the audio being saved and alternate footage being used to bandage up the cuts done, so you’re left with jump cuts and missing music snippets. As for the possible edit, I think I just described how it plays.
Availability Uncut: It’s another public domain short (been there since 1959), so the original uncut and black and white version shouldn’t be hard to find. There is also a redrawn version available, but it’s not the colorized edited version. That version is available on the 2006 DVD release of the movie Cimarron. The 2023 Blu-ray release is remastered, uncut, and in its original black and white format. If you’re looking for a copy of it on a Warner Bros compilation home media set, the most recent release of that is on the 1992 Golden Age of Looney Tunes laserdisc (volume three, side one, dedicated to Harman and Ising shorts).
Here's the full (probably?) version for all to see:
Summary: In this, the debut cartoon of Bosko clone, Piggy, our title character takes his date, Fluffy, out for a night at the orchestra playing the title song. The date goes pear-shaped when Piggy mocks the orchestra for not knowing what they’re doing and gets a contact high from some heckling drunks.
The Channel(s): The edited version I found was from a channel called QTV, which could either be a channel in Scotland, The Gambia, or Pakistan. I’m going to go for Scotland or possibly The Gambia, because I can’t imagine a Pakistani channel airing this due to the sequence with the drunks (Pakistan is a Muslim country and alcohol anything is considered taboo to their religion).
Part(s) Edited: Light edit this time around: the part where Piggy’s scooter farts his exhaust in the snooty usher’s direction and the usher finding himself in blackface and doing the Al Jolson “Mammy!” plea to the camera cuts off before the usher finds himself in blackface, going from that scene to the curtain that reads, “Asbestos” and the band playing as Piggy and Fluffy come in.
How It Plays With the Edit: The edit is fairly obvious…for those who’ve seen the uncut version before. If you haven’t or aren’t familiar with the recurring gags in the earlier Warner Bros shorts, you probably wouldn’t know the scene was there. As always, here is a video comparison:
(original version)
(redrawn, colorized censored version)
Availability Uncut: While it has been in the public domain since 1959 and can easy be found on online video sites, “You Don’t Know What You’re Doin’” has had two official releases. It was first released in 1992 on the Golden Age of Looney Tunes laserdisc (second volume. It’s on side one of the disc called “Musical Madness,” which is an apt description of the short). Its most recent release was in 2008, on the sixth volume of the Looney Tunes Golden Collection DVD, on the third disc dedicated to the early black and white shorts.
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