Saturday, January 10, 2026

Hamateur Night (I'm OK, You're UK)

 


Director(s): Tex Avery

Summary: A local theater holds an amateur night, where the acts stink out loud and only the best of the worst can win it (so...it’s an updated version of Into Your Dance from 1935). All the while, Egghead keeps interrupting with his rendition of “She’ll Be Comin’ ‘Round the Mountain When She Comes” and getting pulled by the “get off the stage” hook that is a trope on cartoons like this (I know a more-or-less modern version of this is The Sandman [a man dressed as a circus clown] sweeping off bad acts with a push broom on episodes of Showtime at the Apollo).

Fun Facts:

- The Four Daughters mentioned in the marquee gag at the beginning is a real movie. It’s a 1938 romantic drama about a charming, young stranger and his bitter, cynical composer friend upending the lives and loves of a happy, musical family. The four daughters were played by Gail Page and The Lane Sisters (Priscilla, Rosemary, and Lola). 

- Phillip Kramer, a radio comedian known for his work on the radio show, The Grouch Club, was the voice of the canine emcee in this short.

- This cartoon premiered alongside the feature film, They Made Me a Criminal, starring John Garfield, Claude Rains, and a group of New York City Broadway actors known as The Dead End Kids (and also known as The East Side Boys, The Tough Little Guys, and The Bowery Boys). It was also directed by Busby Berkeley, who is known more for doing musical films featuring elaborate, geometric set pieces and beautiful showgirls on parade. You probably have heard of some of them: 42nd StreetFootlight ParadeGold Diggers of 1933Dames, and Fashions of 1934.

The Channel(s): BBC (as part of Rolf Harris Cartoon Time)

Part(s) Edited: Hurray, it’s yet another edit done for time/more commercials rather than for objectionable content (though, considering that the United Kingdom is stricter in what’s appropriate for children’s/family audiences than the United States is, an argument can be made that the “Four Daughters with Selected Shorts” pun could be considered risqué, but that’s by American standards, not UK). When this cartoon aired on the BBC’s show Rolf Harris Cartoon Time (now considered problematic since the show’s host was later outed to be a paedophile [spelling it the British way this time around. I know this isn’t the American way]), the beginning with the Four Daughters marquee and the band warming up was cut, going straight from the titles to the canine-looking host introducing the show and Egghead twice interrupting with “She’ll Be Comin’ ‘Round the Mountain” before getting the hook…twice.

What Grinds My Gears About the Edit(s): Like many edited for syndication cuts before it, just the fact that there’s nothing about the cut that would warrant the scene being cut other than “We need to trim this for time.” On top of that, cutting it so that way it starts with the host introducing the show doesn’t make or break the scene. Viewers will still know (by virtue of the title and what the new opening scene is) what’s going on. Then there’s the fact that Swami River’s act was never cut on UK TV, despite the UK having rules against showing content that could be insensitive to minority audiences, and that does include outdated, stereotypical depictions of racial and ethnic groups that were once okay to show, but now aren’t. If HBO Max in the U.S. could pull “Hamateur Night” for that reason (meanwhile, MeTV didn’t censor that scene and Tubi actually showed the cartoon, despite not airing many WB shorts with racial and ethnic stereotypes and showing “Believe It or Else” with edits – stay tuned for that one), then what exactly was stopping the UK from doing the same?

Video Comparison

Availability Uncut: Bad news: its physical media history doesn’t look too good. It was on the Golden Age of Looney Tunes laser disc and VHS in the early 1990s (both on volumes centered around Tex Avery’s best work at Termite Terrace) and didn’t get another release until 2023, where it appeared on the second volume of the Looney Tunes Collector’s Choice set, as well as the repackaged version from 2024 that includes all four volumes. Good news: it’s a public domain short (has been since 1967), so you can watch it on YouTube, other video sites, and the occasional gray-market home media release.

Is/Was It on Streaming or Digital Download: Yes. As I mentioned before, this was on HBO Max for a limited time in 2020. A year after that, it was streaming on WarnerMedia RIDE until 2023, which did seem to welcome some controversial shorts, but not all of them. Since 2025, “Hamateur Night” is on Tubi’s Looney Tunes channel, uncut, uncensored, and remastered.

‘Til next time, stay Looney and be Merrie.

Drawn and Quartered's Belated Christmas Spectacular -- Episode #1: Gift Wrapped (Christmas Chaos)









Director(s): Friz Freleng

Summary: Sylvester celebrates Christmas Day by going after the pet canary (Tweety) that was meant to be a present for Granny. Things get complicated when Granny also gets a bulldog named Hector, who goes after Sylvester, and Granny must teach her housepets how to celebrate peace on Earth and goodwill to men (as in “humanity.” It’s not meant to exclude women and non-binary/non-gender-conforming people. When will people learn this? I did, back in seventh grade).

Fun Facts:

  • This cartoon was in the running to be nominated for an Oscar in 1952, joining “Ballot Box Bunny” (the Bugs Bunny/Yosemite Sam cartoon whose political satire still holds up today) and “Little Beau Pepe” (as much as I like the Pepe Le Pew cartoons and admire how Robert Gribbroek and Philip DeGuard capture the beautiful, but vast isolation of the Sahara desert, I don’t feel this deserves an Oscar the way “For Scent-imental Reasons” did. If any Pepe cartoon after “For Scent-imental Reasons” deserves an Oscar nom and possible win, it’s a toss-up between “The Cat’s Bah” [since Maurice Noble and Philip DeGuard captured how gorgeous, but claustrophobic and foreign The Casbah is, especially if you’re lost and being pursued by a stranger with lascivious designs on you. It’s every female traveler’s nightmare, and I’m amazed they showed it back in the 1950s, because it feels more like a modern problem] or “Really Scent” [just to see if Pepe cartoons that end with the titular character getting what’s coming to him for his unwanted amorous pursuits really do win over the Academy, though “Little Beau Pepe” also ended on that note, so, yeah, this kinda belongs there when you take that into account]). Sadly, none of the three were nominated. I feel that “Gift Wrapped” would have been picked easily, since, at the time, Sylvester and Tweety shorts were crowd-pleasers, and Freleng already netted a win with 1947’s “Tweetie Pie” (the very first Sylvester and Tweety pairing, where Sylvester is strangely named “Thomas”) and would later net another win with “Birds Anonymous” in 1957 and be previously nominated for “Canary Row” in 1950 and “Sandy Claws” in 1955.
  • Speaking of background artists, this is the first one to have Irv Wyner as Friz Freleng’s background artist after Paul Julian left to work for UPA. The differences between a Paul Julian background and an Irv Wyner background are:
    • Paul’s backgrounds are more realistic, and often include funny background events, such as Yosemite Sam’s ship being blown up and sinking after Sam fails to catch the match being tossed in the gunpowder room in “Buccaneer Bunny,” Elmer’s “Wabbit Twacker” getting mangled after he falls off the cliff in “Hare Do,” and the many advertisements for products and services that have the names of Freleng’s staff on them (including Friz himself), such as “Friz: America’s Favorite Gelatin Dessert!” seen in “Putty Tat Trouble” or the “Hawley and Pratt Sherry” as seen in “Kit for Kat” (most times, when Hawley Pratt’s name is used for a product, service, or company, it’s shown as “Hadley Pert” or “Hadley and Pert”).
    • Irv’s backgrounds have richer color and can be just as realistic as Julian’s work (as seen in the opening scenes where it’s snowing on Christmas Eve, Granny is asleep, Sylvester is waiting by a mouse hole, and everything in the house is so cozy and warm), but Wyner’s backgrounds don’t add to the humor of the short with funny Easter eggs involving the names of Freleng’s staff or implied action.
  • Despite still being under copyright (for now, anyway), there were some instances of “Gift Wrapped” being available on gray-market public domain videos. While there have been instances of color shorts falling into the public domain for one reason or another (I mentioned “Jerky Turkey” as an example in the previous post, but there are others), I don’t know how that could have happened with “Gift Wrapped”.

The Channel(s): ABC, The WB, and Cartoon Network/Boomerang (USA feed only)

Part(s) Edited: Get some milk (regular, plant-based, or lactose-free, doesn’t matter) and cookies (regular, plant-based, gluten-, or lactose-free, still doesn’t matter), because look what Santa brought me for belated Christmas (most of this is from my comments on the Anthony’s Animation Talk video for this short. I often use the comments section as a springboard for any writing pieces centered on cartoon history or critique):

From 1990s ABC Saturday mornings (or early afternoon, since The Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show did come on at noon where I live), we have a version of “Gift Wrapped” where:

  • Granny whacking Sylvester with her broom (recycled from 1947’s “Tweety Pie”) was shortened for violence,
  • Sylvester staggering down the stairs after getting blown up by the dynamite stick in Tweety's cage was cut (though the actual dynamite switcheroo wasn’t censored. Odd, since ABC usually does it in other cartoons), and,
  • Sylvester getting shot by Tweety’s “toy” gun during the Hopalong Cassidy scene was cut (I’m amazed that was all that was cut, because American Indian stereotypes are one of the many things ABC cut when they had the rights to the Looney Tunes cartoons).

Our good friends at Cartoon Network and Boomerang (with The WB piggybacking on the gift last minute) left in the broom-bashing and dynamite part, but, unlike ABC, actually saw the Hopalong Cassidy part as offensive due to American Indian stereotypes and cut it...until 2003, where Cartoon Network and Boomerang freely aired it uncensored. The WB, from what I’ve been told by a fellow video commenter (name concealed due to not asking permission to use it, but if you search for the commentary on the video, you should find out who it is), did what ABC did to that part and just cut Sylvester getting shot by the toy gun after pulling the cork (which is also what the channel did when they aired the Foghorn Leghorn short, “Feather Dusted” from 1955) rather than edit the entire scene because of the American Indian stereotypes.

It should be noted that the Hopalong Cassidy scene was never edited on Cartoon Network and Boomerang feeds outside of the United States (which means some kid in the United Kingdom is probably enjoying this short, despite that the UK’s BBFC also has rules against showing outdated racial and ethnic stereotypes, but their content reports do note that, in the case of the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies shorts, they’re products of their time and not meant to be hurtful…in this case, anyway. Shorts like “Horse Hare” and most of The Censored Eleven do beg to differ), nor was the scene cut when Cartoon Network and Boomerang aired the 1959 clip show cartoon, “Tweet Dreams.” (where the past cartoon shorts are used as flashbacks during Sylvester’s therapy session) and when MeTV and MeTV Toons (which are more about editing outdated racial and ethnic caricatures rather than violence, since that’s the world we live in now) aired both “Gift Wrapped” and “Tweet Dreams.” The Hopalong Cassidy scene even played uncut during the holiday season at the former Warner Bros. store (it’s like The Disney Store, but it sells WB stuff. The anonymous commenter did tell me this, as that person saw it happen as a child).

What Grinds My Gears About the Edit(s): The usual hypocrisy of how ABC and the WB just cut this for violence, but saw nothing wrong with showing American Indian stereotypes while Cartoon Network and Boomerang had their heads on straight until 2003 and edited for the latter reason. Then there’s the fact that ABC’s and WB’s version make it look like Sylvester immediately fell down the Christmas tree as he’s climbing it. Yes, Looney Tunes villains can be clumsy, and characters like Wile E. Coyote and Sylvester do fail because of their own short-sightedness, but the edit makes it look like Sylvester is dumber than usual in that he can’t climb a tree rather than he can climb, but he fell down because he was checkmated by a canary packing a loaded gun that he assumed was a toy (this would also be my ground gear for the infamous “You Beat Your Wife” cut on 1956’s “Wideo Wabbit.” Stay tuned for that one).

The broom-bashing being shortened on ABC doesn’t bother me, and neither does the dynamite cage part losing its punchline of a singed Sylvester staggering down the stairs. Cartoon Network and Boomerang cutting the entire Hopalong Cassidy part, making the short go from the dynamite cage part to Tweety riding on a toy train, is your typical seamless cut (and not the kind that looks painfully obvious and will get a Hollywood editor fired with good cause, as seen on The Simpsons and its demented, fan-made YouTube counterpart, Dark Simpsons) that may seem obvious to those who remember seeing it uncut elsewhere, but, for those who haven’t seen it, it won’t.

Video Comparison: And now, for your viewing pleasure, two – count ‘em, two – videos: one showing how ABC edited this and the other showing how The WB and pre-2003 Cartoon Network and Boomerang edited it. Normally, I’d load it onto one video, but I feel that this is more efficient:

ABC version:

WB, Cartoon Network, and Boomerang (US, pre-2003) version

 


Availability Uncut: This, like a lot of post-1948 WB shorts, has a good run on home media release, even though most of the releases are from the United Kingdom and Australia. The full list is here, as I’m only going to list the American releases:

  • Sylvester and Tweety’s Bad Ol’ Putty Tat Blues (1994, laser disc)
  • Looney Tunes: The Collectors Edition: Volume 9: A Looney Life (2000, VHS)
  • Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 2 (2004, DVD, disc three, restored with DVNR [digital video noise reduction. A lot of purist fans do cite this as a flaw, because it does affect the animation and art. If you’re not a purist, then this really shouldn’t affect you])
  • Looney Tunes Spotlight Collection: Volume 2 (2004, DVD, disc one, also restored with DVNR)
  • Looney Tunes Super Stars’ Tweety & Sylvester: Feline Fwenzy (2010, DVD, also restored with DVNR)
  • Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 2 (2012 and 2025, DVD and Blu-ray, disc one [for both versions], restored without DVNR)
  • Best of Warner Bros. 50 Cartoon Collection: Looney Tunes (2013, DVD, disc one, restored without DVNR)
  • Looney Tunes Spotlight Collection Volumes 2-3 Repack (2014, DVD, I assume it’s the “without DVNR” version, but it’s probably the “restored with DVNR” version, since it is a reissue of the Spotlight Collection from ten years ago).
  • Looney Tunes Super Stars Family Multi-Feature Vol. 2 (2017, disc two, possibly restored with DVNR, since it’s a reissue)
  • Looney Tunes Spotlight Collection Volumes 1-3 Repack (2018, DVD, possibly restored with DVNR)

Is/Was It on Streaming or Digital Download: Yes and no. It wasn’t on HBO Max (f.k.a “Max”) in the United States, but it did make the Latin American/Brazil feed (it was on HBO Max LatAM/Brazil from 2021 to 2024, then stayed on when it changed its name to Max). The Boomerang app had “Gift Wrapped” on from 2017 to 2024, while iTunes’ actual upload year is unknown, but it’s there and it’s the “restored without DVNR” version. And yes, this is one of the 700 to 800 Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies shorts that Tubi uploaded last year (2025).

 

‘Til next time, Stay Looney, and Be Merrie.

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